† chapter 6: sand of the chaos

Sand, a brutal instrument for killing used by gaara of sunah... yah, weird... i cant believe it is used by a really cute girl. well, at least she is saing me. she might e a real hottie but she's totally weird... i mean, why is she calling me "ranmyaku", yah, yah... i already know about the ranmyaku, he's the powerful dude and is he supreme of the chaos.... i dont really get it... hey idiot, dont call me stupid... my mind can world this out while akeno and the big bossomed chick battle... c'mon now girl, boobies assault... ahehehe... just kidding.... but no joke, i feel like i need to pee, not because of the intensity but her 2nd base!

yah, so as i go on running and screaming... include the crying and sobbing... plus the creaming for your life segmet, i almost forgot to tell you about my pants getting wet but well, this story is not about me peeing all the time. *smirk and rolled eyes...*

akeno cast a ball of wind and throw it to the girl, but the before he could do that... sand went off from where he is stnding and slowly covered him. a few moments later, i just heard a load scream *yah, more gayish than mine!* "aaaaaahhh!!!" then fresh blood burst from the inside of the sand cocoon! damn shit! uhhh... wtf?! this really hot big bossomed-chick killed akeno with even ruining her clothes *awww... it would be better if there were holes made during the fight... lower...upper...middle!*

"my ranmyaku, are you not damaged? sorry dark supreme if i got here too late to save you..." she asked me "no, totally! im fine, ok? dont worry... ^__^"so whats your name?" i replied but in my own thoughts, ugh... god, my ass hurts! she told her name is keiko ikegami. she has really innocent eyes compared to the power she has!

after a while of resting with this hot chick *i will never forget her bossoms bouncing while fighting akeno* i have to ask her this whole weird phenomona. well, its not so hard to make her tell the truth..."Ishihara Teiji, the reincarnation of the ranmyaku and the chaos' new dark supreme... you will lead us again and let the oder meet apocalypse... you ranmyaku will vanish them here on earth for they have sinned against us! it was not right, we were supposed to be heroes, not them! we must kill them and then buold a new chaos society!... dark supreme, didnt you see your power? didnt you notice that you are a powerful manipulator.... this proves that you are the new dar supreme!" i asked her if hes is also a member of the chaos ad she answered "yes, dark supreme... i am the sand of the chaos and the guardian of the ranmyaki... i will do anything you want, dark supreme, but please help us stand once more..." so i was like "yah, sure!" i mean this really cute girl is asking me a favor in exchange for her soul?! niahahahahaha... lemme elaborate.... she will do anything i want... and you also know that im a pervert... it means i can ask her if she can be mine for one night and have some fun! wahahaha... so why not accept it right?!

getting serious, i was their only hope *i think, ei!* and i am the new dark supreme also the reincarnation the ranmyaku. i cant accept this request easily but i feel so obligated to do this. yah, i told you before... i am totally contented! but as minutes passed by, i felt like i amnot this average pervert anymore, i am really a someone else right now! the dark supreme! i really d iont like the idea of fighting but i really need to do this... i am the ranmyaku*serious face* i must face these challenges. i must accpet but dont want to, i dont really want to die this early... and after seeing how keiko and akeno fight, i think i really cant do that! i already knew i was useless *sigh* i dont have the confidence... i know! i am not fitted for that title! *sniff* for the first time in my life... i get to be a somebody, but that somebody is not the one i dream to be! i never even knew there were big bossomed manipulators in this dark society! yah, i somehow like that part... its so difficult to decide...

so i really need to chose between gigantic boobies and my own life!!! ... uuughh...hek!! im doing this for keiko! yah, your right... im risking my own life for enormous boobies! so what?! i am the ranmyaku! niahahahaha... awww *smirk*...